Today is The Big Day when I get to go meet a local celebrity: Ms. Michelle Edmonds of Today's Channel 6 News. She won a philanthropy award that my newspaper gives out and I'm writing her profile.
I am wearing nylons for the occasion.
But I am still feeling a little intimidated. She's on TV! Every day! She's right up there with local meteorologist Larry Gebert, who, I was surprised to hear from a reliable source, is a jerk. But here is a quote from his web page: "(Larry) invites you to download a photo of him water skiing at Lucky Peak Reservoir to use as "Windows" wallpaper." and then there is a link to a photo of him water skiing at Lucky Peak Reservoir.
Really!
I'll try not to be too nervous. Nobody else around here thinks this is a big deal. But it is!
I thought you were doing something from your wedding day! No. You suck
ReplyDeleteThat may be, but she sucks while wearing nylons apparently.
ReplyDeleteI am worried that Larry is going to have my kneecaps broken for so publicly damaging his reputation. I mean, people can download background pictures of him waterskiing. How could he possibly be a jerk? And he's 17 feet tall and bald. Just like the statue of Abraham Lincoln in Washington, DC.
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