The servings per container on the bag of the processed snack I'm about to finish says "about 3."
I guess I won't be licking the crumbs out of the corners of that one.
Today as I was walking back to my office after purchasing my snack, I didn't pass anyone I knew. Good. I didn't have to pretend to be interested in something going on on the other side of the street before approaching reasonable "hi"-saying distance.
What are you supposed to do in situations like that? Gaze into their eyes as the distance between you closes? NEVER!
I say hi when I'm far away, and then awkwardly look them in the eyes and after it's been awkward enough, I pretend something to my right has caught my attention. Awwwkwaarrddd.
ReplyDeleteI hate it. And then when you do say hi you feel fake, sort of.
ReplyDeleteI try to avoid looking at the serving size, the calories, the fat grams....anything that makes me feel awful about eating it. And that explains why I'm a size zero.
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