Sometimes when I'm restless and I'm sitting next to Seth (like at church or in the car or at the movies), I remove my wedding ring and place it in Seth's hand, saying, "I have no use for this." And then I refuse to take it back.
He used to pretend to be hurt, but I've done it so many times that now he just says, "Stop it, Dani," and puts it on my lap.
Then I have to put it back on my ring finger so I don't lose it.
I need more of an explanation.
ReplyDeleteOh Dani.
ReplyDeleteThat is horrible. I kinda got my feelings hurt. You are bad.
ReplyDeleteBut I still think we could be friends.
oh and this is Adam.
I think if I tried that with Adam he would cry... maybe I'll try it tonight just to check.
ReplyDeleteYou crack me up!
ReplyDeletePoor Seth. Dani, you baaad girl. Poor Adam (2) And right on Laurie's Adam (1). What wicked games we play. I'm glad I married a Saintly game player. Oh Seth, I don't think we disclosed this behavior in the 11-cow dowry contract, but I'm pretty sure the statute of limitations has passed. And I'm near certain the warranty has expired. Sike!
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