Oh, children.

I would like to report an episode I witnessed today:

Teacher: What are some things that we might be tempted to do that we shouldn't do?

Child #1: Push someone.

Teacher: Yes, good.

Child #2: Kick someone.

Teacher: Okay.... yes.

Child #3: Punch someone.

Teacher: How about some things that aren't like hitting someone?

Child #4: Pick up a chair and throw it at someone.

Obviously these kids have been taught well on the violence front.

Sometimes

Sometimes when I'm cooking I get frustrated and think, "Man, I wish there was more light in this kitchen!" And then I remember: That's what that light switch right there is for.