Thursday, April 21, 2011

Just another episode in the Adventures of Supermom

Jonah had his 4-month check-up the other day, and as I was carrying my naked baby to the scale*, the nurse started laughing and pulled a Snickers wrapper off his back.

At least there wasn't chocolate smeared on his face.

I just remembered that this is the same nurse who pointed out my jacket still had a tag on it a couple months ago. She must be SO IMPRESSED with me as a person. I'll have to think of something to do next time to continue her good impression: Mismatched shoes? Walking into glass doors? Poop on Jonah's face? Poop on MY face?

*The results of the weighing and measuring: Very tall, kinda skinny, SMALL HEAD, skullet.

Monday, April 4, 2011

An interview with Dani Grigg

Q: What name did Seth call you last night?
A: Sheetmaster.
Q: Why did he call you that?
A: Because I can fold fitted sheets like a pro.
Q: How did you learn how to do that?
A: YouTube.
Q: What was the other reason he called you that?
A: He was trying to butter me up so he wouldn't have to fold the sheet himself.
Q: Did it work?
A: Yes.