Sunday, June 20, 2010

Oh, children.

I would like to report an episode I witnessed today:

Teacher: What are some things that we might be tempted to do that we shouldn't do?
Child #1: Push someone.
Teacher: Yes, good.
Child #2: Kick someone.
Teacher: Okay.... yes.
Child #3: Punch someone.
Teacher: How about some things that aren't like hitting someone?
Child #4: Pick up a chair and throw it at someone.

Obviously these kids have been taught well on the violence front.

Friday, June 4, 2010


Sometimes when I'm cooking I get frustrated and think, "Man, I wish there was more light in this kitchen!" And then I remember: That's what that light switch right there is for.