Just another episode in the Adventures of Supermom

Jonah had his 4-month check-up the other day, and as I was carrying my naked baby to the scale*, the nurse started laughing and pulled a Snickers wrapper off his back.

At least there wasn't chocolate smeared on his face.

I just remembered that this is the same nurse who pointed out my jacket still had a tag on it a couple months ago. She must be SO IMPRESSED with me as a person. I'll have to think of something to do next time to continue her good impression: Mismatched shoes? Walking into glass doors? Poop on Jonah's face? Poop on MY face?

*The results of the weighing and measuring: Very tall, kinda skinny, SMALL HEAD, skullet.

An interview with Dani Grigg

Q: What name did Seth call you last night?

A: Sheetmaster.

Q: Why did he call you that?

A: Because I can fold fitted sheets like a pro.

Q: How did you learn how to do that?

A: YouTube.

Q: What was the other reason he called you that?

A: He was trying to butter me up so he wouldn't have to fold the sheet himself.

Q: Did it work?

A: Yes.