Thursday, July 22, 2010

Stupid

You know what is a stupid bug? A pincher bug. (Both Seth and my friend Shannon say a pincher bug is actually called an earwig, but 1-Obviously they didn't attend the Woodland School of Entomology, and 2-That is disgusting.)

They hide in my oscillating sprinkler (which is OBVIOUSLY not made of nature) at night, and then the next morning when I bring the sprinkler in to rinse off the filter, they die an ugly death in my garbage disposal.

Stupid!

9 comments:

Kristina P. said...

Man, that is stupid.

Becky Marks said...

My sister's friend actually had an earwig crawl into her EAR when they were camping once. Needless to say she FREAKED OUT!!!!

Colette said...

I HATE earwigs. They are my least favorite bug.

Good thing you have a garbage disposal.

玉苓玉苓 said...

好的開始並不代表會成功,壞的開始並不代表是失敗............................................................

Megkran said...

I really hate them! They have tried attacking my house this year. I just brought in my laundry off the line and the pockets were full of pincher bugs! I almost died.

盈廖生家秀蔡 said...

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偉林少菁林誠 said...

Judge not a book by its cover.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Andy said...
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Andy said...

A pincher bug sounds like a bug that makes ladybugs uncomfortable at bug diners and bug sporting events. The kind of bug that gets the bug police called on him often but never gets convicted. The kind of bug that mother bugs warn their pupae about.
An earwig, on the other hand, sounds like a bug that wasn't branded by his high school "friends" because of the single attribute he is most self conscious about. Not like Four Eyes bug or Unibrow bug or Big Feet bug. High school bugs are so cruel.