Friday, July 1, 2011

BREAKING NEWS (For immediate release)

PRINCE WILLIAM AND HIS WIFE SHOOK SOME PEOPLE'S HANDS! IN CANADA!!!

If you are a national news outlet, you will want to make absolutely sure that all your readers/viewers know about this.


Other things the royals do that your audience will definitely want to know about:
  • Go shopping.
  • Use the bathroom.
  • Admire gardens.
  • Wear pants.

1 comment:

Colette said...

WHAT?? Kate wears pants?!?! I had no idea. Your post can be so educational.