Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Okay, fine.

You want to know how my brother's wedding reception went?

I will tell you.

Here is how the crowd looked BEFORE I sent the gigantic decorative swing set behind the reception line toppling to the ground with an earth-shattering crash:



And here is how the crowd looked AFTER I sent the gigantic decorative swing set behind the reception line toppling to the ground with an earth-shattering crash:



Apparently it was not made for swinging on.

Do I need to describe my feelings on the incident? I think not. But just in case, here's a picture:



Thank goodness it fell backward and didn't squish any old ladies or babies.

And thank goodness it was made of durable materials and didn't shatter.

It took at least an hour before I was willing to get up from my hiding spot and slink over to the refreshment table. But all the good miniature pastries were gone by then.

5 comments:

Kristina P. said...

That. Is. Awesome.

The Boob Nazi said...

Oh. here it is.

Blair said...

Oh, Dani....

Kristin said...

You are making this up. Who do you think you are, Dani? Lucy? Elaine? Or perhaps a different lovably bumbling sitcom heroine? Perfectly embarrassing incidents such as these don't just happen to people. I think you can consider yourself a very special girl, to star in such an amazing moment. I'm sure you executed it perfectly. :)

rychelle said...

Oh my. I guess it does serve you right that all the pastries were gone...was Seth hiding with? Is he done with school? Does he have a job?? Hook me up with the info.