Sith (the husband formerly known as Seth) and I went to this amazing little Italian restaurant. Everything on the menu looked really good. I decided, however, that none of the menu items was good enough for my highly refined sense of taste, so when the waitress took our order, I said, "I'll have the Chicken Something (a pasta dish), minus the chicken, but add peas and pine nuts."
REALLY, Dani?
The beautiful waitress looked at me with a look that said, "you are surprisingly ridiculous," but she said okay.
I spent the next 15 minutes longing to just start over. Longing to rewind for a moment and just say, "I'll have the Veal Marsala." The veal marsala would probably have been excellent.
AGONY. I was SO EMBARRASSED.
Sith was flabbergasted. He brought up the time we were playing Family Feud online with my little brothers, and the clue was "name something you put on a burrito," and Josh put his game face on and said "lettuce." and then the clue was, "name a song with a city name in the title," and Josh confidently said, "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas" and then couldn't figure out why I was cracking up.
Anyway. My pasta was good.
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6 comments:
Too funny. YOu are so fancy.
Course.
From now on you will be referred to as Dani the Epicure.
P.S. I just read your comment regarding Steve the matchelor. Small world! Your family is full of awesome people.
When did Seth change his name? I totally missed that memo.
That's kind of how I feel whenever I'm on a plane and I say, "Tomato juice no ice," when the drink cart comes by. But peas and pine nuts? I should try that in my juice next time.
Mmmm food snobs. Your pasta sounds better than their lame menu.
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