I'm not creative enough to come up with something like that. Sorry.
Big? Rhymes with Grigg.
Or you can use a variation of your "nom de jeune fille" (Loodwand?)
Hmmm... Lani Loodwand is spectacular, but sounds fake. Lani Big? Also sounds fake. Maybe Lani Smith. No one would doubt Smith, right?
Hai as in Lani Hai, a nod to the musical South Pacific. Plus it has the added benefit of seeing people shocked when they find out (as they do with your fabulous Mother) that you aren't Asian.
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I'm not creative enough to come up with something like that. Sorry.
Big? Rhymes with Grigg.
Or you can use a variation of your "nom de jeune fille" (Loodwand?)
Hmmm... Lani Loodwand is spectacular, but sounds fake. Lani Big? Also sounds fake. Maybe Lani Smith. No one would doubt Smith, right?
Hai as in Lani Hai, a nod to the musical South Pacific. Plus it has the added benefit of seeing people shocked when they find out (as they do with your fabulous Mother) that you aren't Asian.
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